Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Introduction To Punkinese

Petey has been so nice as to allow the other cats to have a say on the blog. Really, he is just too lazy to do it every day, so he's gonna let the others help from time to time.

Punkin will be doing todays post. Punkin is a 10 year old Red Flame Maine Coon. He has an "M" on his forehead, it stands for "Meanie". But you'd be a meanie too if you had megacolon. Don't worry, it's under control and he's doing well and has outlived all the vets predictions. Megacolon is a congenital defect where you have lack of muscle tone in the large intestine and colon. He is small for a Maine Coon at only 12lbs, but more than makes up for it with his spirit. He's just too mean to die. Also, Punkin only speaks Punkinese, so all of his dialogue is translated to the best of my ability. As it is a very difficult language to master. Many arguments ensue at our household because of the language barrier between the cats. Intervention is frequently necessary.

Mrah. Marh mow. Reah mrew rar. Mreah wouh, mow mruh.

Hi, I'm Fuzzybutt Punkin. I'd like to say that Petey is a whiny crybaby and a stinky bruddy. That's why the mom calls him Stinky Pete sometimes. Why they ever let him in the house I'll never understand.

Murh ruh. Erouw mow mrar. Mer rhow mreh mer.

I have my own Personal Punchingbag. Her name is Luna. The humans got her just for me. I like to beat her up. She is a dumb-dumb sissyfur who likes to chase her tail.

Mrow row. Mreow reow. Mrah rarh mrurh. Rharh.

She still acts like a big dumb kitten. I bite her on the neck until she gets mad, then she sits on me. Then I get madder and then we have a big fight. Many furs fly.


Blogger Muddy, BloggingCat.com said...

Aw -- he's a beauty!!

Wed Mar 15, 08:38:00 AM 2006  
Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

Punkin is very articulate!

Wed Mar 15, 11:03:00 AM 2006  
Blogger Punkin said...

Mrrh. Mrah wauh.

Thank you, thank you very much.

That Punkin. Always doing impressions.

Wed Mar 15, 11:16:00 AM 2006  
Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Punkin you are a handsome fellow. Love that Maine Coon tail! Stay spunky guy! It keeps the outher cats on their toes!

Wed Mar 15, 01:39:00 PM 2006  
Blogger Derby said...

Glad they are letting one of my fellow ginger kitties blog.

Wed Mar 15, 06:32:00 PM 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are awful mean for such a sweet-looking kitty (with such a sweet name!). Maybe you are just frustrated with that language barrier...

~ nala

Wed Mar 15, 07:23:00 PM 2006  
Blogger The Meezers said...

Hi Punkin - you and our Gramma Trixie would get along great. She looks like you - but she's not a Maine Coon - she's just fluffy and ginger colored. And she's nasty too. Guess she has earned her grumpiness - she's almost 18 and has been pushed around by her brofurs before we gotted here. we are nicer to her than they were. - Sammy and Miles

Thu Mar 16, 09:54:00 AM 2006  
Blogger Fat Eric said...

Hi Punkin. Us ginger kitties rock!!! It's so nice to see you getting your moment of blogging glory.

Thu Mar 16, 04:41:00 PM 2006  
Blogger Edsel/The Pooch said...

Hi you guys!! Petey, you look like Magoo and you both look like a kitty my Mom had before, Goodi, who she misses terribly!

Fri Mar 17, 11:18:00 AM 2006  

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