Introduction To Punkinese

Petey has been so nice as to allow the other cats to have a say on the blog. Really, he is just too lazy to do it every day, so he's gonna let the others help from time to time.

Punkin will be doing todays post. Punkin is a 10 year old Red Flame Maine Coon. He has an "M" on his forehead, it stands for "Meanie". But you'd be a meanie too if you had megacolon. Don't worry, it's under control and he's doing well and has outlived all the vets predictions. Megacolon is a congenital defect where you have lack of muscle tone in the large intestine and colon. He is small for a Maine Coon at only 12lbs, but more than makes up for it with his spirit. He's just too mean to die. Also, Punkin only speaks Punkinese, so all of his dialogue is translated to the best of my ability. As it is a very difficult language to master. Many arguments ensue at our household because of the language barrier between the cats. Intervention is frequently necessary.



Mrah. Marh mow. Reah mrew rar. Mreah wouh, mow mruh.

Hi, I'm Fuzzybutt Punkin. I'd like to say that Petey is a whiny crybaby and a stinky bruddy. That's why the mom calls him Stinky Pete sometimes. Why they ever let him in the house I'll never understand.

Murh ruh. Erouw mow mrar. Mer rhow mreh mer.

I have my own Personal Punchingbag. Her name is Luna. The humans got her just for me. I like to beat her up. She is a dumb-dumb sissyfur who likes to chase her tail.

Mrow row. Mreow reow. Mrah rarh mrurh. Rharh.

She still acts like a big dumb kitten. I bite her on the neck until she gets mad, then she sits on me. Then I get madder and then we have a big fight. Many furs fly.