We're Back

Didja miss us? Huh? Huh?

I've been very very busy supervising all of my underlings.

Hi from HockeyPuck. He's all grown up now and weighs 15lbs.


I have put him in charge of all of these wretched noisy things. All they do is bark and howl at every moving thing in the universe. Thankfully a door has been put in place to keep them out of our room.


These buggars arrived on Christmas day. They were small like this for a little while, but now they run around and make a fuss with the others.

But all is not lost; whilst we have been so unceremoniously removed from the action; some of the squawkers have been sold to new humans. Surely to make their lives a living hell just as they have done to us. I searched for a new photo to include of my massivity but none was to be found. So I must go and rectify that immediately.

Be Back Soon