How To Keep 'Em Guessin'
First, walk 'round and sniff the air. Second, start sniffin' the humans. Third, sniff the furniture. Fourth, give yourself a bath. Fifth, walk away. They'll start to think you're crazy. Then anything you do will be excused as just bein' a crazy cat. That way they'll never know what you're up to. And last but not least; when in doubt (like a cat ever really is) look cute.
posted by Petey at 11:55 AM
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Another thing.....stare into space......that really gets em going.......
That's what my sissyfur Luna does. Sits there with a blank look on her face and stare into nothingness. Maybe its a girl thang.
it's funny when you walk around sniffing stuff and then they follow you trying to see if there's somefing ucky they need to clean.
Dig a little, like there's somefing under somefing heavy. That gets 'em. HGL, has you stopped lickin' efurryfing in site yet? Don't sprain your tongue.
Bonnie, I'm back to my normal amount of lickin'. Which is still more lickin' than the others.
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