Wednesday, December 28, 2005


I know you can't tell from the photo, but I lost weight.You can even feel my ribs again. I am so happy, I haven't been this light in years.

No more starvation diets for me. We got new food so I can eat more without getting fat. I was up to 22 pounds when I started and now I weigh 17 pounds, allright I lost 5 five pounds. I think I gave them to the mom though. Now it's her turn for lo-calorie starvation diet.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Doggie Porn-Stud dog Pepito and Bitch Baby

This is what my humans do for a so-called living, making puppies.Looks like the dogs do all the work to me. Check back in the first week of March and see the newborns.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Just another day in hell. Christmas is over, no presents for us animals this year. I'm still on that stupid no calorie diet. I think that the mom is trying to kill us. That's the only reasonable explanantion that I can think of. She says not to worry that next bag of food will be different and that we will be able to eat more of it. I hope so because this really sucks.

Friday, December 09, 2005

It's not fair. I get the green sneezies and lose my appetite for a few days, and when I feel better I get no stinky goodness. My brother Punkin' sneaks outside gets in a fight and loses his appetite, but you know what. He gets only stnky goodness to eat now. It's just not fair mom. I wanted stinky goodness too, and all I got was vaporized.

Note from mom: Petey is grossly overweight and after 2 days of not eating you still cannot tell that he missed a meal. Punkin' on the other hand has megacolon and while outside fighting he broke off one of his lower canines and didn't eat for a week and lost about a pound, which is a significant weight loss for a cat who is underweight to begin with, but is on the road to recovery and gets all the stinky goodness he wants.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

You're Not Going To Believe This

The mom and dad went out hunting like they usually do and they brought us a new puppy. Her name is Nova and she is 7 weeks old and a German Shepherd/Lab mix. Ain't she cute. It's a good thing I like dogs or I would halfta have my personal assistant pounce her.
This is me with my personal assistant Happy-Go-Lucky. He does all my dirty work for me ( like bathing and pouncing )